The backseat HuMp

The dreaded hump in the back seat of a car, I hate sitting there because I am so tall but usually end up there because I am small enough. Last summer when we were shopping for a house, we were all in the car with my parents, sister, and the realtor. I was trying to be positive about ending up on the hump seat again, since my sister was prego and the realtor was driving. So we were all getting in the car and I said,

"I can always go for a good hump."

Trying to make a joke out of the fact I was sitting there again... not really thinking about the other meaning. Everyone was just silent, then my parents and my sister all busted up laughing.... so the realtor felt comfortable laughing too. I just threw my hand over my mouth wanting to take those words back in but ended up laughing too.

Be careful what you say when you are on the hump!